Even my tooth fairy feels inadequate

Dollar bills decorated with glitter spray and notes left in gold ink? Come on....

My tooth fairy had some excuse about running out of gas and would be around later as she was running behind and that's why the tooth is still under the pillow at 8am

I am considering a social media detox... 

Sincerely, a Pinterest reject 

And a grateful believer In Jesus, 

~Johnna